SUNBURY LF STRUCK DOWN WITH NAPOLEAN SWINE FEVER

Every good cause, or poor one for that matter, deserves a bumper sticker – who can forget such pearls as I' Luv Bush'; ‘Katrina Blew George Sucked’; ‘Don’t blame me I voted for Martin Sheen’; ‘Practice Abstinence No Dick No Bush; ‘Kevin 07’; ‘Australians Do It Down Under’; Viva la Kevolution; Don’t Blame me I voted for lil Jonny”; the list goes on. Although, additional to the sticker, rumor has it the SLF will be marketing branded toilet paper as well, sorry SLF, to put it quaintly you have more leaks than Libs falling off the back of the of land of Oz’s most eminent nerd “its twitter time” – Ruddy’s ute doin’ circle work in parliament.

The latest offering of the SLF is ironically a paradox of confused perceptual symbolism. CHE Evan’s once self proclaimed good mocking aim is amiss with the easily identified veiled derision to the opposing Humites, labels its own conservative faction as - ‘Fuddy duddy conservative fence sitters… what will they have to say to this?’ “Quick, quick lets suppress the will of the people. After all we know what is best for the community.” Notwithstanding, the best efforts to camouflage conservative political biases, as well as, the erstwhile attempts to connect with the look at me, Gen Y, chic, the guise is easily penetrated.

To point out the bleeding obvious conservative right sledge reserved for anyone, who actually has the temerity to disagree with, well, the rabid right. The atypical socialist left labels start with “latte sipping lefties” accompanied by more derogatory (but hilarious) terms such as ‘the looney left’; chardonnay socialist’; enviroNazi; bleeding heart do gooders/Liberals; lefty elitists; commies pinkos…; social justice junkies; etc etc etc, (ironically even Mayor Big Jack has joined forces with the Socialist Left). Really I wonder if they would know a social democrat or even someone of the genuine socialist left, if one bit them on the seat meat.

The SLF plunging into better dead than red paranoia of socialism mockery diatribe for all our entertainment, utilising Orwellian phraseology demonstrating the ill informed perceptions of social democrats. From one of the latest posts, “some animals are more equal than others” from the George Orwell Russian revolution inspired classic satire ‘Animal Farm’, first printed in 1945 and originally titled ‘Animal Farm: A Fairy Story.’ Does the conformist blogger Che understand the subliminal connotation to the SLF political group? (rhetorical do not answer whilst reading out loud you will look like a dick head). A book probably read by most students prior to year 12, delving into Orwell’s Russian satirical violent political farm animal revolution led by the pig named Napoleon, (the revolution’s Stalin).

Orwell’s satire, depicts the corruption that undermines the goal of a revolution, where the revolutionary leaders, rally the masses to achieve an equal share of feed, creature comforts, and benefits. Not for the good of the animal citizens, but to enable the leaders to wallow in the trough of self interest and moral turpitude, Bringing with it the oppressive conduct that goes with an authoritarian police state regime opposed to social justice. MMMM rings a bell.

Describing the moral of the sardonic fairy tale George Orwell stated “…revolutions only effect a radical improvement when the masses are alert and know how to chuck out their leaders as soon as the latter have done their job.” Clearly a dire warning for the imaginary Che Evans or maybe by plunging into Orwellian plagiarism, it is really a desperate plea for help? Realising the hysterical past of the controlling covert leaders and supporters repetitive behaviours brutally casting out its co-endorsed candidates.

Not to mention the utilization of the Ministry of Truth, another Orwellian snatch. The Ministry of Truth and other variants predominantly exploited by cyberspace activists opposed to Internet censorship but derived from Orwell’s classic ‘1984’s’. In the 1984’s newspeak world, the aptly named Ministry of Truth implies the manufacturing of truth in ‘newspeak’ in order to control downtrodden proles under the jackboot of the controlling 1% of the populations Inner Party. The purpose of the Ministry of Truth is to falsify history to fit Big Brother’s, Party doctrine of wealth is not inherited from person to person, but it is kept within the ruling group. Indoctrination in doublethink and speak, no deviation of thought from its rebellious mantra, allowed. Ironically, the SLF doctrine opposes individual freedom and rights, collective activism and social participatory democracy.

Herein, the Freudian slip of the SLF doctrine by writer and covert leaders, believing they of superior stock, to multicultural Hume, Humites, and the non-native Macedon Ranges residents. The real purpose of this covert mob is to control the citizens in the falsification of Sunbury history and contemporary events, through its benign mockery of all to the left of its nationalistic (or Sunburyistic?), rabid right agenda. Using the usual tools for maligning reputations, which are personally charged vendetta driven primitive attacks against the moral high ground of social reason. The more recent postings diverting the public by implying that it was the evil oppressors (Hume City Council and Socialist left) to oust the ‘boganista’ Cassi from Sunbury. The ousting instigated by the Ministry of Truth – News Limited empire, aka ‘we forgot to verify the authenticity of that dodgy photo, email, etc.’ Now portraying Sunbury as Boganville, giving merit to the Macedon Ranges slang ‘Scumbury”.

Whom does this Orwellian plagiarizing rebellion benefit? Is the purpose of the Sunbury born political masquerade to form a cult following for the conservatives? Similar to Big Brother’s slogans bombarding the proles, in reality the SLF subliminally broadcasting the unspoken SLF paradoxical axioms "War is Peace," "Freedom is Slavery," "Ignorance is Strength."

Hoping though the poor lad is able to have the swine flu inoculation soon so he can get better, obviously he is seeing and talking to pigs named napoleon. By the way it is kind of polite to give credit to the authors of your slogans.

Written with tongue in cheek by the Big Fella and authorised by Reg the Cynical Leader of the PFJ well no one really authorised it, it is a fictitious opponent and political group people - jeez.

It does not matter whether we are called a suburb or town. The real crux of the issue is …(not yet I am not letting the cat out of the bag) and as a community engaged in social policy and democracy. Do not let the fictitious rebel new-SLF-speak steal your voice or vote, be active, be informed.