The stealthy Reg the cynical leader of the PFJ discovered blow across the windswept plains of Goonawarra Golf Course minutes from a Sunbury Liberation Front secret meeting. He was very upset to have his approach shot onto the 15th Hole interrupted by the discarded sheets of paper to what looked to be minutes from a meeting between the fictitious Sunbury Liberation Front member. What really drew his attention was the paper with a kama sutra themed watermark. Below is an excerpt of the minutes of the secret meeting held in a conspicuous location due to the fact that it is too cold under the bridge. A very significant point to make was that CHE was not in attendance and not an apology, Reg’s conclusion is a simple fact , CHE does not exist, the real enemy to Sunbury is a former…(deleted).
Attendees: a covert supporter who has to be protected whose name was blotted out, (“The Leader”); Pancho Boardman; Fidel Clarke; Jose Ramos Goonawarra.
Meeting started at 8:00pm at XXX XXXXXX Office (your didn’t think I was really going to give it away did you?).Meeting opened with the SLF theme song - "I'm a lumberjack and that's OK... I wear womans clothing... you what?”
The Leader – Fidel you are out of order again! Stay on topic and stop trolling.
Fidel: "What has Hume ever done for us?
Pancho, Jose, The Leader, and Jose all make various interjections:
“Collect our rubbish and recycling, speed humps in front of our homes, graffiti removal van (you know who jumping on the bandwagon was a good one there), Airport being in Hume providing a large subsidy to keep Sunbury rates lower, millions spent on the Station St and the Sunbury streetscape, continuing childcare and kindergarten, every sporting ground in Sunbury has recycled water; new sporting complex in Goonawarra, attracted massive State Government spend on Vinyard Rd and Sunbury Rd, new gym facility for the Sunbury Aquatic Centre…. (Various other interjections).”
Fidel: ALRIGHT! Other than - Rubbish collection; Road repairs; with the Airport being in Hume therefore providing a large subsidy, it has kept rates in Sunbury down; millions of dollars spent on the Sunbury streetscape and improvements to the Station St area; every sporting ground in Sunbury has recycled water and is drought proofed. The only area in Victoria that has achieved this status; Graffiti van that gets rid of graffiti in an expeditious manner; new sporting complex at Goonawarra; attracted massive State Govt Expenditure for Vinyard Rd and Sunbury Rd (about 30 million); new gym facility for the Sunbury Aquatic Centre kindergartens, early ....
Jose provided a status: Brother Jack (sorry CHE … Fidel) the website is serving its purpose to distract, divert and discredit our real targets, we are working well by making out it is an apolitical hiding our true nationalist political agenda. Using the click count in the Leader article was a stroke of shear genius into fooling those Sunbury fools, and hiding the fact that we have only three members.
The Leader:
Thankyou Jose. We have a motion to be raised by Fidel to seek endorsement from the Lord Mayor Robert Doyle (the second highest ranking Liberal Elected Official in the land) to establish Sunbury as a City of Melbourne fiefdom, under the totalitarian feudal rule of the SRA endorsed confederates. (Evil sinister laughter).
New Council Rates report presented by Pancho: Frontier Economics were commissioned to provide a rate analysis to determine the rates of 42 voters to be set up in the special SLF conclave and no non SLF people are to be allowed in the rates for those in favor of creating the fiefdom shall be $723,567 per annum. (Note: Frontier Economics is the best placed to measure the out put of hotair output by the SLF)
Moved by Fidel, Seconded by Jose All those in favor .... So moved. Big Red Ted confirmed he will assist with advocating the motion to the Lord Mayor.
Special guest Big Red Ted in attendance earlier this evening if you missed his august presence thanking the "patriots" for their support and running the diversion from the real truth. "The Liberal party are finally realising the neo conservative draconian policies under the Kennett era of council amalgamations, school closures and privatisation was horribly wrong and admitting it will take centuries to undo the harm." But we will not let those soft hearted bleeding heart latte sipping lefties onto our game!
Next meeting to be held outside of Sunbury at the Melbourne Club to allow our out of town members to attend. This will give me time to wallpaper my walls – maybe with Kama sutra theme. Put up a cover on the blog so no one catches on! Make it look like we are being hounded and victimized by Sunbury elite. Correction, make that, Hume Imperialists by putting in speed humps to stop us getting out of the streets, and don’t forget those racial slurs you know the ones about ham sandwiches.Now who is doing CHE this week? …
Reg the Cynical Leader of the PFJ is enraged by the breach of copyright and vows to ensure the true agenda of the front is exposed. Reg stated, “ the abuse of our good name was a breach of copyright, we will take the most appropriate course of action to ridicule this atrocity.” In further news the true CHE’s granddaughter newly appointed to PETA has been sighted in nearby Bulla drawing the noose tighter to seek her revenge against these capitalist swine for the “abusive use of the iconic Marxist name to front a neo-conservative facade and ridiculously associate CHE’s name with the capitalist swine celebration of independence day.” “They have their identity confused and no path, this is all about publicity for one individual.” Should note those carrots look deadly and I certainly would not like to be on the wrong side of the rebel's granddaughter and sometime carrot flinger.
Sending up the (in very loose terms) Satire. Now if you really think the above occurred I have a very nice piece of land for sale.
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Greetings Comrade. They say imitation is the most sincere form of flattery. Whilst I am honored that you are trying to be like me with your supposed wit. I must say that you are not really that funny.
Kind regards
Che'
CHE I am flattered that you have graced your presence to this lowly blog considering you are not real and the group is only, as alleged by its members, a harmless joke - Is it really? I'm devastated by your harsh criticism! Well, OK, maybe not but everyone has their critics including me (although not as many as you it seems). I can understand that you may not fathom the subtle nuances of the underlying satire or messages herein and maybe elsewhere. Then, these posts were never published for your entertainment yet inspired by certain defamatory actions of your member.
However, I dutifully must point out a few minor yet very important matters. How is it that a blog that has existed for about three years is an imitation of something only established a few weeks ago. And why was it only established a few weeks ago?
Apolitical is defined as taking an unbiased position yet the SLF is a political front. Imitation is to mimic or to mock, the behavior, which in this instance is not my crime but that be thy crime. To satirise is to censure or ridicule - that be my purpose and intent. I shall continue to play nicely and continue to be rational and civilised in this online community, as long as you and yours do likewise. Beware the wroth of Reg. Do not say I did warn you about the carrots.
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